Mark

Hot as fuck, has a very large dick. Can be very angry and a dickhead sometimes however deep down is the greatest, sweetest and just greatest guy you've ever met. He's a one of the homies and a one with the ladies, the best of both worlds. Mark is also, very, and I mean it. Very funny.

mark: hey ladies its me mark
ladies: omg mark ur so cool and amazing

mark: hey bros
bros: mark please continue to be funny

Motivational Lizard

Some say he is truth, the wrong say otherwise. A purple lizard with green beautiful spots. He is known for his famous quote, “ ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget “ Motivational Lizard 2014.

I love the motivational lizard.