sunlight hangover

The brief moment when you return inside from a sunny day outside. The incurring blindness upon returning inside usually results in a sense of helplessness and shame.

*walks inside*
Mom: can you set the table for dinner?
Me: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!! AHHH!
Mom: sunlight hangover, hunny?
Me: I'M BLIND I'M... oh I'm better now. sure mom

ninja vision

The arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.

*2:30 am*

Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.

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