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Tom: Dude, I just got the sweetest B.J., she did it like a pro
Jack: Oh really? Who was it, I want some of that B.J. action
Tom: Dude...it was your mom
Jack: ?!
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A person who goes on google looking for quotes to tweet on their twitter and pass off as their own thoughts.
Chad: Dude I unfollowed Rick on twitter, and you should do the same.
Tom: Why? What's wrong with him?
Chad: All he does is tweet quotes from google and pretend he made them up like me and his other 30 followers are stupid.
Tom: Ugh, he's such a Google and Tweeter.
Chad: Right, google and tweeters have no room on my timeline.
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Tom: Hey Sally, long time no see...
Sally: Yeah...I was going to HYU last week, but I realized how lame you were.
Tom: Ouch.
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