kate

a kate is a common word used to describe an irish wannabe whore who wishes she was a stoner. she may come out with stupid/random sayings that bear no relation to the conversation just to be a random emo. she is two faced and will not tell you she dislikes you, preferring to express this on the back of bathroom doors, along with many silly untalented drawings of bongs that exhibit how hardcore she is. she wants to have a name for herself as being a whore but actually she can only score little virgin boys bcoz she has (eternally) greasy hair and a jewish nose. also she thinks she is a talented artist but she can only draw shitty little manga/emo/mushrooom pics.

kate: oh my god guys, i totally wana get stoned off my face, i'll go get some of that hardcore shit from the head shop

other: oh kate, you're so random. after this you wanna go write shit on bathrooms?

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