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to ejaculate semen as an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury.
Girl: You are such a jerk, I can't believe you!
Guy: Let me apolojizz
Girl: Fine! I accept
Guy: <facial>
Girl: You're an asshole.
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The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?
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A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it anywhere in cold temperatures.
Note - semen shot into a vagina NOT in cold temperature a cream pie.
John McCain stuffed his cock far inside Sarah Palin and made a slushee that took a full 5 minutes to thaw out.
is the practice of removing some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis. "Going jewmando" is reputed to have begun with jew-kune-do and other special jewish forces military units, in which some soldiers removed their foreskin to prevent chafing.
I am going jewmando today; really letting it breathe
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Main Entry: hop脗路py
Pronunciation: \脣聢ho-p脛聯\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hop脗路pi脗路er; hop脗路pi脗路est
Etymology: Middle English, from hop
Date: 21st century
1: a beer induced happyness.
2: precursor to being drunk
3: characterized by no longer being sober
douchebag1: We just drank 18 beers in 10 minutes
douchebag2: Dude, I am so fucking hoppy right now.
douchebag1: CHEA!
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