K

If you write your friend a whole ass paragraph and they respond with “k” they’re fake.

Friend: you’re the best person ever. No one could ever replace you. I could’ve asked for a better friend than you ❤️

Discord

An app where pedos track you down

Girl: hey!
Old man: hey bbg;)
Girl: uhhh how did u get discord-
Old man: my daughter taught me;)