Canada's History

A sexual act involving antlers from a North American moose, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup. The act was started when a group of Canadian Mounties snowed in for 6 weeks in a remote part of British Colombia became overcome by their sexual needs. Lacking the company of women and lubricants, the mounties used the tools around them in an event that shaped the history of an entire country and the mounties rectums for long after they returned home with their exhilirating tale.

guy 1: what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is out of town?

guy 2: i don't know, i was thinking about having some of the guys over, you know, watch some hockey, lock the doors and make Canada's History.

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