cat+gato.
silly word made by the even sillier dazxuuu.
Person 1: My cato has just bitten me!
Person 2: Karma.
a silly guy on instagram who makes memes and kins dazai. he tries to hide the fact that he is insane, but it's not working well. and he's depressed. very much. doesn't touch grass until he's forced to do so. definitely has daddy issues.
Person: "Dazxuuu, are you alive?"
Dazxuuu: "Yes. Sadly."
Someone who is only attracted to Dazai Osamu from Bongou Stray Dogs.
Person 1: What's your sexuality?
Person 2: I'm dazaisexual.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he is so goddamn hawt.