safe guy

A guy in the friendzone.

Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.

Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".

Safe Guy: "Man, she's really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. I think she's into me."

Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."

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