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Selusionex

A delusional ex you want to auction to the lowest bidder.

Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.

by ilacevoli December 9, 2018


Plasticsuperfruity

When your world is so plastic that besides plastic credit cards, decor fruit, and Christmas trees, you drive a mostly plastic car while your body is donated to get plasticized forever at the inevitable end.

Sugar that desperegina is so plasticsuperfruity that while sports barbie uses a plastic bandaid on a plastic bruise, she uses a plastic welding gun.

by ilacevoli December 9, 2018


Selective Temporary Amnesia

A common mental disorder developed during legal and human resources investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.

Honey sugar I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! people do such things in the workplace?!” in response to the human resources query on why I decked that cuntbag.

by ilacevoli December 22, 2018


nastopeople

Lying, cheating and money hungry people that don’t believe in diversity of mankind and will do anything to violate other people’s basic human rights.

I unfriended several nastopeople on linkedin and they sent a dark spirit despergina after me.

by ilacevoli April 24, 2024


nastopeople

Lying, cheating and money hungry people who don’t believe in human diversity and harm other people’s basic human rights for their narrow agenda.

I unfriended a bunch of Nastopeople on linkedin and they sent a dark spirit despergina after me.

by ilacevoli April 24, 2024


Fakeuppity

When your asshole is not big enough for all the shit you are full of.

Honey you are so fakeuppity about that cream of broccoli soup that just put a sippy straw in your twat.

by ilacevoli November 25, 2018


mlitoris

A rare skin tag over a guy’s munt in the clitoris position that drives him insane with pleasure when touched.

Chris moaned in sheer pleasure when his mlitoris was touched during foreplay.

Chris moaned in sheer pleasure when his mlitoris was touched during foreplay.

by ilacevoli December 18, 2018