This is when exactly two of your spicy friends keep it interesting by contacting you simultaneously by messenger to put the double whammy on you by chatting you up during your boring ass work day.
Guy 1 : OMG, I had the best morning to start my day
Guy 2 : Why is that?
Guy 1 : LP and Shar-Shar hit me up with the the round rock double banger before I even got my first cup of coffee. It was the best!!!
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When you are making sweet, sweet love to a lady of your choice in the doggie style position, and for unexplainable reasons she begins to pull away. As a man who is still not quite ready to let her get away you begin to follow her on your bare ass knees in an effort to keep from letting your member slip out of her va-jay-jay
Guy 1 : I was making sweet doggie love to my girl last night when she tried to take off. It turned into a Tennessee tractor pull before it was all said and done.
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