Northern High School Football

all it takes is a win against the worst team and they start carrying footballs around school to show off how average they are.

Player 1: check out my sweet mohawk, now people will think im good at sports

Player 2: nice, my girlfriends coming to the next game so i'm going to tell her that i sprained my ankle so she wont think im on the bench because i cant run a simple pattern

Player 3: go Northern High School Football!

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Angel Cane

a defensive lacrosse stick, as long as the lacrosse player using it is a straight beast. Best used after you just made a sick play, like an around-the-back pass or yardsale. The opponent will be scared when you tell them what the fuck you can do with your Angel Cane.

Nick: dude ive never seen someone score from the other side of the field with a d-pole before.

Dan: you'd be suprised what the fuck i can do with my Angel Cane

Anal Playback

one day they overhear you talking about something and act like they don't care

the next day they bring up the same subject, hoping to strike up a conversation and eventually have gay butt sex with you

Dan: hey Zack remember how in middle school the teachers would give us candy if we did our homework?

Nick: you guys are so gay, why would you talk about that faggy subject

*next day*

Nick: Hey Dan, remember how in middle school they would give us candy for doing homework?

Dan: shut the fuck up with this Anal Playback, you dumb ass piece of anal creampie, i know what you're trying to do

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