trunkie

(noun, adjective) One with, or describing one with ample ass or "junk in the trunk"; a trunk junkie.

what a trunkie
or
she/he is looking very trunkie today.

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beardkini

the pencil-line, vertical strip of hair men leave unshaven; most commonly found in between the crevices of butt-chins.

man: man, I don't want to shave my entire chin, and I kinda want to look like an asshole...

seasoned douchebag: "dude", ::points to own beardkini::

"'nuff said."

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