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SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO
Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."
Possibly the most badass Asian man in the modern history of the world.
Also a Cantopop star, an actor, a stuntman and a loving father.
Bet you didn't see that coming?
Malcolm: Who's your favorite actor?
Jake: Jackie Chan.
Malcolm: He's my favorite star too!
Jake: Hell yeah!
(And that's how they became best friends.)
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The Xbox is a range of video game consoles made by Microsoft. The first console released in 2001, which gave the Playstation 2 several months to dominate the market. In 2005, the Xbox 360 launched. It was a superior console for a while, since the Playstation 3 had a processor so hard to program, developers mad games for the 360 instead. This console is prone to overheating, which caused the venerable Red Ring of Death. In 2013, the Xbox One released. People trashed on it, due to it's generic design and it's marketing. Altough hated at first, the Xbox One started gaining traction due to it's later versions. In December of 2019, Microsoft announced the Xbox Series X. This became pure meme material due to it's vertical box design.
"Hey, do you game on Playstation or Xbox?"
"Both of them, I would stay away from PC though, I don't want my computer to be obsolete every 5 years."
"Ok."
Gulai is an Indonesian dish that contains meat (usually chicken, beef, offal or mutton) or vegetables (mostly unripe jackfruit, cassava leaves, and banana stem) covered in a sort of sauce similar to curry. The gulai commonly has a thick consistency with a yellowish colour because of the addition of ground turmeric. An example of gulai can be found in the GIF I have included below.
"I like eating chicken gulai.", Umar said to his coworker.
1. an insecure asshole who thinks it is funny to make fun of people. like seriously, schools suck at making this subject matter. if you get bullied, kick their genitals, they deserve it.
2. a nice game made by Rockstar back when GTA online doesn't exist, therefore making Rockstar still a/one of the most passionate game developer(s)
1. "uncle jack, i kicked the bully in his balls"
"well that's nice."
2. "hey you still have that copy of bully"
"yeah"
A game developer that used to make pretty good games, but has changed to be the greedy company we know today.
Person 1: Dammit, I got scammed by EA.
Person 2: In what way?
Person 1: The servers shut down while I was trying to buy in game currency.
Person 2: Yeah, I know the feeling.
Pindad is an Indonesian weapons company that produces the P1, a licensed Browning Hi-Power clone. They are also known for their small arms, military vehicles, and electrical generators.
"I went to Indonesia and shot some guns from Pindad. They're actually decent."