alyssa

a stinky fat poo who loves uk drill, chilliit, and carlton

john: Hey whats alyssa like?

bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit

Jack

a lunatic. he is mental. He makes an amazing boyfriend to your best friend. He always cheers her up and makes her happy. Jack always has the best jokes with his girlfriend. He can say the best "Im a savage RARR. I'm a sussy baka ;))" its ALWAYS funny.

Dude 1: Bruh jack is so funny
Jack: IM A SAVAGE RARR SUSSY BAKAAA
Jacks girlfriend: The fuck.