Daniel

some jokeman kid who has no sense in fashion whatsoever and likes to get his clothes for the sports direct sale rack. He wears a sondico hat and a lonsdale tracksuit. Also he is very fond of reeboks and is overall a massive schmuck. He lives in a council house and survives off of benefits getting 30p a day but sometimes gets double because he was born with 11 chromosomes. He is an absolute chav and stinks like fermented piss

chad:"look at that neek over there in his sondico tracky"
johnathan:"oh yeah thats daniel, hes such a wasteman- actual wallad"
daniel:"wallahi suck your muda"