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Super Mario Brothers Super Show

DO THE MARIO!SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE COME ON IT'S TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO! TAKE ONE STEP AND THEN AGAIN LET'S DO THE MARIO ALL TOGETHER NOW! YOU GOT IT! IT'S THE MARIO! JUST LIKE THAT!

My boi-wot u bee watchin m8?
Me-My boi I bee watching da Super Mario Brothers Super Show

by illhaveyouknowkid May 11, 2017

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Bootoobig

Roses are red
Sugar is sweet
He boot too big
for he got damn feet

Dude, my bootoobig for me got damn feet

by illhaveyouknowkid April 20, 2018

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Summer of Heat

A great song by Mitch Murder featured in the Friday The 13th Game (2017) soundtrack

And the summer began

Burning hot inside of me

And feeling so free out on the streets

You held on to me

Was the summer of heat

by illhaveyouknowkid April 20, 2018


Who can it be now?

The saxiest sax that has ever saxed in the histoty of saxes

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, who can it, who can it
Yeah yeah yeah

by illhaveyouknowkid April 23, 2018

5👍 1👎


Balrog

Who picks Balrog in Street Fighter?

Friend-ooh who's this guy?
Me-Oh that's Balrog
Friend-He seems cool I'll pick hi-
Me-Boi no one picks Balrog

by illhaveyouknowkid May 11, 2017

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Freddy Krueger

A child rapist who got burnt to death because of the lit mix tape he was listening to. He now haunts people's wet dreams.

Freddy Krueger: Bitch

by illhaveyouknowkid May 23, 2017

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