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Sliming

Prison Slang for inmate making like a chimpanzee when they engage in flinging. Look up Bing and you will realize what they're flinging. It's slang for using own waste as a weapon, it's extremely gross. This will torque those in polite company if you explain the term as it gets pretty damn graphic.

"Twenty-nine-year-old Danielle Strong is accused of throwing, spitting or smearing bodily fluids on a jail employee April 9. Each felony charge carries a maximum sentence of two years in prison and a $4,000 fine." as the website from PIERRE, SD noted a high profile case of the gross weapon of one's own spit, piss or feces. This is know as "Sliming" as I heard the term on Lockup when a nurse was talking about pulling feces out of her hair. Such criminals are sometimes are put in solitary naked.

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

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marysues

A LiveJournal community that riffs on fanfiction found on fanfiction.net that the characters in the fandom are a Mary Sue or Gary Stu as some blogtroll communities borrowed the terminology to troll my own outings. Noted community where it outlived it's maintainer. The title of the community is known as Bastion of Questionable Sanity as the last posting of it was in 2013 and riffing on The Hunger Games. Turned out the twat who zeroed in on The Fandom Writer is one of the fucking maintainers of the blogtroll magnet. The community is noted for having sister communities as they pat those who lift copyrighted established properties on the back; as I am sure if Brian Lumley sees a community like this he'd be royally pissed.

The LiveJournal Community known as MarySues in 2004, bit off more than they can chew when they zeroed in on two originals and trying to put them in fanfiction fandoms; The Fandom Writer was noted for torquing off the entire spectrum that's known as slash and femmeslash ala / fiction. They tried to put it in Jack T. Chick fanfiction though the story references a tract in the story as the main character drew an influence from the horror tropes that Chick tried too hard to invoke though not a genre savvy.

They were riffing on those who emerged in the genre fandom on Fanfiction.net as some became noticed in small press circles as IDW Publishing produced an authorized anthology under the supervision of the original creators and 20th Century Fox. The editor was noted to be a regular in the Web of Horror yahoogroup in the era of 2002 up to the folding of the group.

by illinoishorrorman February 8, 2018

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1611 Speak

When you encounter a King James Onlyist you know exactly what I mean, they are often from the South or in rural communities often Independent Baptist and buy into everything Jack T. Chick feeds them. This is often known from Pensacola Christian College, Jackson Hole Bible College or other Independent Baptist backed pseudo-academia. They'd often claim that the earth is 6000 years old and claim human-dinosaur coexistence or some weird shit such as flood geology along with other Independent Baptist wingnuttery.

The website from Tampa, Florida, called Stuff Fundies Like catches the wingnuttery of the Independent Baptist sect and had a video of one of the churches.

The light blue blog on wordpress also weighed in on with "King James Only Examined" -- the wording these churches use such as "ye, thy, thine, thou, believeth, saith, etc" hence the term 1611 Speak as they urinate on modern language. They get torqued when you pull out Piss Drinking Bastard -- The Dark Bible website points out the things the 1611 preachers don't have the stones to include in their sermons. When they claim to be scholars you point out they were a Florida Baptism you hear a rage in them as they realize they had a Col 2:8 tossed in their face using modern language.

by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2018

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Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018


tl;dr

The four letters that gets an investigative journalist responding with gfym or grym as the response isn't exactly safe work work, it also pisses off short story writers who write in the same range as The Tell-Tale Heart or the mid-range of 4000-6800 words. It's the response that we ask if you read "The Frog And Toad Together" in the park in your 40s. The grym response was done by The Cabbie Homicide writer on VampireFreaks.

troll: tl;dr
writer: grym

troll: Shit did he just say go rape my mother.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018


The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.

The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.

by illinoishorrorman March 6, 2018

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Perez Hilton

The gossip blogger that The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at on facebook via video for his frequent practice of copyright infringement as the gossip blogger The Rusty Nail takes aim at the publisher since 2005 when she was going as Sam Young. The copyrape blogger exposethetard violated many of his copyrights as it would watermark his old photos ala Gothic.net regulars under the Darren era as he got fired over his bullying. Noted the turning point was having found out the author used a photo of him in a tux and then drained the lizard on it as he photographed the aftermath. It was uploaded to Xanga as those in the underground horror circles had mixed reactions not sure whether to laugh their head off or be pissed (no pun intended.) Perez Hilton is the one that been known to out other donut punchers into being a fellow shit-stabber himself. Someone who became famous for yellow journalism (or the term being a piss blogger.)

Oh fuck Perez Hilton is raping copyrights again? Oh hell no -- a light blue blog where the entries are fact checked and employing youtube documentaries to add to the punch is on the bastard, here comes the curb stomp beatdown verbally as he's the Republican version who uses harsher language. He's noted for even sniping on classmates because some refused to speak up when he caught Something Awful lifting his most enduring creative nonfiction outing. He found the photo of the classmate on a Jail site then took a photo flipping the bird at the mugshot, then called the blog "Faustian Bargain." Hilton you really should be worried when the light blue blog is giving you the riot act.

by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018