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Lactotarian. Someone who lives primarily on breast milk, with the occasional chocolate donut.
I'm so sorry, I can't eat vegan, I am a lactotarian.
The euphoria you feel after a fantastic meal.
I thought I saw God, hat brisket was sooooo good, it had to be Salivation!
The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.
I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.
The period of time between reading a pun and the realization that it is a pun.
I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!
The overwhelming fatigue that everyone has been feeling ever since 2016 when Donald was elected.
I am suffering from immense trumptigue. Every tweet he and his trumphoons send, every lie they make just compounds the emotional and psychological lethargy I feel.
A spineless person who always gives up, a quitter.
His entire attitude made me so angry, so told him to get off his phone and go to work and he just looked at me a walked away. Please don't hire another capitulist!
The process of combining psychiatry and oral sex.
My old therapist just wasn't helping, he was so Freudian. So I'm seeing a new one who practices "Analysislingus."