Chicago Style

When a man slaps his wiener into a poppyseed
bun and tops it with mustard, onions, neon green relish, a pickle spear, tomato slices, sport
peppers, celery salt and NO. FUCKING. KETCHUP. a woman then proceeds to swallow the chicago style sausage in one gulp.

bro i gave my girl chicago style last night, she was eating good as hell

dawg i want some good chicago style but my girl
wont let me do it to her. i tried to surprise her with
it when she was sleeping but she smacked my hot
dog out the bun fast as she could.

Ice cube

when a man dips his balls into a drink one at a time

dawg i ice cubed my girl’s drink do you think she’ll notice?