September 16

National fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day, like as many times as possible.

Bf : Hey! Guess what day it is???
Gf : September 16?
Bf : I think you will like it
Gf : please explain? ;)
Bf : well… it’s national fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day soooo I think we should go upstairs?
Gf : oh.. my.. god.. yes!!
Ps. if your reading this… 1. Take the hint, and 2. I love you <3