blake

blake is the best guy around. hes sweet, funny, cute and handsome. he can make anyone laugh no matter how bad of a day they are having. he can make anyone smile. his dick is huge. i mean humongous. gigantic. monstrous. girthy asf. enormous. colossal. his smile is the cutest thing you will ever see. he is the sweetest guy and would hit a woman for you. blake is a very lovable guy and he has bitches on his dick 24/7. he is a strong beefy guy who will carry you over his shoulder if you try to fight someone

any person: i love blake hes my best friend
me: gruesomely kills them