mud cricket

A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.

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