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mozart

Mr. Mozart was born in a great country. He lived for a long time and did stuff to make himself famous. 1 second after he turned 18, his father, seeing his talent for achieving beauty, sent him on a flight to JFK airport in new york. He then signed contracts with many famous record labels and spread his name. His greatest hits were debuted and became a instant success on Broadway. Mr. Mozart died of choking on a toothpick while eating at the White House. He is one man to be remembered.

Man 1:"Hey look it's mr. mozart!"
Man 2:"OMG! YEZ IZ HIM OMG IM GONNA PAZZ OUT!"
Mr. Mozart:"Yay!"

by ilovecows March 11, 2007

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Krystyna

A girl who always wears really right yoga pants. She is wearin uggs too. These girls are usually considered ratchet. They also are always blonde and tall.

Wow that girl is wearing to much makeup.... She must be a krystyna

by ilovecows November 14, 2013

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