NGE

NGE (noun) is an acronym for 'Near Girlfriend Experience' (similar to that of Near Death Experience).

NGE is a state in which a relationship between a man and a girl, where the girl nearly sincerely became the boy's official girlfriend. Although many girlfriend type relationship behaviors occurred during the NGE period, such as kissing, holding hands, hugging, sleeping together, having sexual intercourse, sharing most intimate secrets, yet after going through all that and more, albeit having spent alot of time together, the boy and the girl did not end up as romantic lovers but went back to the status to when they first met due to some very deep difficult embarrassing reasons.

Example:

1. Joseph met Mary on their accounting class, and started dating, but in the end they did not become girlfriends and boyfriends or get married because Joseph found out Mary did not really like him but was actually a cheating whore and was only dating him because he was a nice naive guy who does whatever she want. After realizing that the real world is tough, harsh, cold, and fucked up, Joseph decided to continue living his life and Mary realized that she was a bitch and started to pursue Joseph back into what they had but Joseph denies because he knew the truth finally.

2. Joe met Joey when they were tutoring and they loved each other vastly until Joey told Joe that she had a boyfriend all the time and now they are going to get married. Joe sadly accepted the fact and just couldn't forget all the NGE stuff they did together.

3. Daniel met Rebeka during their high school periods. Rebeka is a very shy, self-centered, princess type girl who loves Daniel madly deeply but hasn't got the nerve or the motivation to start an actual relationship. But instead, she does what romantic lovers do all the time with Daniel, stimulating him, and attracting him so much, but won't give being a girlfriend for what he fuck god knows reason. Daniel then gives up and stops all contact with Rebeka, until he found out Rebeka found a guy who's a dick and treats her like shit but she's all over his cock like nom nom nom nom

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Ellie Goulding

Ellie Goulding is a English pop singer inspired by electronica and pop style modern music. She is very talented and showed interest way back when she was 9 and can play pop music she likes on small instruments such as piano and guitar.

Ellie Goulding is a very beautiful, charming, elegant woman, sometimes can look like a man, but when she smiles and has her hair brushed/combed all aligned to the side, it makes her look 5 years younger and very enchanting. She isn't like Britney Spears, Madonna, or any other American drug-addict whores, she is a attractive liberalistic girl who follow her dreams in her own image, and do it with a sense of belonging, and won't suck your dick if your a producer or an agent trying to use her to make yourself money, gtfo!!

Ellie Goulding, when she smiles in Starry Eyed music video 2010, her eyes give the feel of a little girl, cute, innocent, adorable, obedient girl (not a stuck up bitch), only people under 18 give a perception and impressure to people about themselves, but her laugh doesn't, albiet shes 24 and growing, it's not just the smile, she is perfect in all sorts of ways, she reminds me of my high school times, but my retarded blonde classmates could actually sing it would kill for me to go back to those times again

If you think otherwise, then please reconsider what I just said and re-watch Starry Eyed, or Guns and Horses. But not The Writer, she looks like mama Goulding in that one.

Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed
Next thing we're touching
You look at me it's like you hit me with lightning
Ahhhh

Oh, everybody's starry-eyed
And everybody goes

Ellie Goulding - Guns and Horses
We've got our guns and horsies :D <3

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