Calhoun High School

A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.

Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics

The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool

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Dave Franco

James Franco's adorable little brother. He's also known as Davey and as seen in Funny or Die videos. He's tries 232434 times less than Zac Efron and is 545345 times hotter.

"Did you see James and Dave Franco in those Funny or Die videos?"
"Yeah, they're hilarious."

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