Matthew

Matthew; a person typically referred to as Matt and/or Mat. Generally loves weed/alcohol/Vicodin and xbox. Matthews tend to have big dicks and are commonly wicked floozys. Usually good-looking and generally a well-rounded player when it comes to girls. They tend to also be pretty hilarious and love to fight anyone who talks shit, and usually win due to an sudden, ridiculous adrenaline rush. Matthew's can be major dicks, but are usually good guys in general.

Brandon: "wooah dude, you see that fight today?"
Ryan: "yeah dude kevin went totally matthew on that kid!"
Brandon: "yeah what a fucking boss!"

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