When you buy something (car, couch, potato chips, ect.) that are a diffrent brand then what you usualy get. you do this because the previouse brand disapointed you in some way in the past.
Guy 1: " What's with the new car?"
Guy 2: "My Ford was a disaster on wheels. I crashed into a fence, and I hit my head. I actually woke up, thinking i was P. diddy."
Guy 1: "Then why did ypu get a Honda? I thought you liked fords?"
Guy 2: "Honda's are my rebound brand."
It has the same Basic meening as the saying: "You're dead to me!", only, when you say this to a person, there's a chance that you and that person can forgive & forget.
Girl 1: " Why did you take my Lip gloss?"
Girl 2 "It looks a million times better on me then on you! Why are you freaking out?"
Girl 1: " Uhhhhgg! You're in a comma to me!"
Girl 2: "Whatever."
A Sympathetic person feels bad for EVERYONE. Including people who don't even deserve sympathy, like murderers on death-row. They have sympathy, and are pathetic.
Mom: (reading news paper) "Aww! that poor Richard Richard Heene !"
Son: "Mom! that freak was playing America! we were all running around, trying to keep his brat alive!"
Mom: "I know, but all he was trying to do was get a little show."
Son: "God mom. You are so sympathetic."
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