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Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.

"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"

by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024