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1) A person who is amazing. Heâs fucking awesome in every God damn way. If you met Jacob and didnât become friends with him, your loss. Heâs also really cute. Thereâs not a single moment in his life that he is ugly. He has no bad angles. Heâs really funny and was practically sculpted by the God himself. Heâs chill, cool, and lit asf. He seems innocent and naive but thatâs bc heâs got anxiety when it comes to talking to new people. Most people think that he thinks heâs too good for them. Sometimes thatâs true bc Jacob is a cocky, self-centered, perfectionist mother fucker. He has high confidence. So high you feel inferior. But youâre not. Jacob knows youâre not. Heâs really kind and accepts people for who they are. However he is very straight up. If heâs thinking it, heâll say it. Be careful if you piss him off. Heâs good at hiding his feelings so you never know what the fuck heâs thinking. If heâs mad at you, youâll never know, but he will make it so fucking obvious. Also Jacob is very clueless. You might think heâs single bc heâs too good. But heâs single bc he
A) does not know how to have a girlfriend
B) does not realize when a girl likes him
C) friendszones himself.
2) Another word for perfect.
See Flawless, Too Good, Perfect
Girl 1: Omg that boy in the hallway is gorgeous. Who is he????
Guy 1: Thatâs Jacob *rolls eyes*
Jacob: Hi
Girl:*faints*
Jacobs Girlfriend: *Does not exist bc Jacob can not be held back*
Employer: EVERYONE BACK TO WORK
Jacob: Okay
Employer: Ex- Except you Jacob. D-D-Do what you want.
5👍 9👎
A really good person. And though people may say that she cannot sing, she always proves them wrong. Sheâs really pretty. The kind of celebrity that you can hang pictures of all over your room. She currently (as of 2018, and maybe forever) is the most followed person on Instagram. Haters also say isnât that famous, but one does not have the most followers on IG and not be famous. Sheâs also really kind. Really loving. Really adorable. Very picturesque. And thereâs really no reason to hate her. Unless youâre one of those beliebers that think Selena stole your man.
Stans of Selena Gomez are called, Selenators
Selenator: OMG SELENA GOMEZ POSTED A PICTURE TO INSTAGRAM! LOOK! *shows phone to friend*
Friend: Oh she looks really pretty in that one.
Selenator: She looks really pretty in all of them.
14👍 10👎