An Obama

The act of telling people what they want to hear to get your way then totally fucking them afterward.

One guy to another. Yeah dude, I was with my girl last night and was trying to get a little brown eye. She didn't want to do it so I told her I would only put the head in. When she got on her hands and knees I jammed it in to the hilt.

Damn sounds like you pulled an Obama.

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gold digger

Like a hooker only smarter

Anna Nicole wasn't a whore. She stayed with his 90 year old penis to long. She was a gold digger.

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statutory rape

Carnal knowledge of a statue.

One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.

Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.

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