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Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie
Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!
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There are two (2) ways of testing someone to see if they are a spaz.
1. While the subject is completely unaware of you being about to test their spazzocity, take a candy wrapper (a willy wonka shockerzΓ’ΒΒ’ candy wrapper worked well for me) and put it on the side of their neck from behind. If the candy wrapper stays on the subject's neck by their reflexes squishing the candy wrapper between their neck and their shoulder for more than five (5) seconds, they are legally a spaz as declared by the U.S. supreme court of the Spazes United vs. the Mariam Webster's Oxford Dictionary verdict of 2003.
2) Put a pencil on the unsuspecting subject's neck, and if the suject keeps the pencil between his neck and their shoulder in a similar way to the first way, he/she is a spaz.
Ian: When Matthew took the spaz test, he tested positive by a 10 second margin! *sticks candy wrapper on Matthew's shoulder*
Matthew *15 seconds later the candy wrapper falls off*: Phewph! That candy wrapper almost killed me!
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The belief that a jewish Zombie who can make you live forever in paradise if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, I can understand why that's the world's most popular religion
Why is it that there are people who believe in Christianity, who look down on Scientology? The two are just as plausible (not at all)
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Someone who acts like an idiot or acts very annoying. Someone who reacts at the smallest of movements.
See the spaz test.
Ian: Matt you're such a spaz! *points at Matt*
Matt: *smacks away Ian's finger as a reflex* AAH! Don't poke me!
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