Colton

1. a creepy middle school boy who stalks girls and has the ability to change forms. when he is near, you can usually find a group of girls screaming "AHHH! COLTON!" anything can be related back to him. perhaps the creepiest thing he does is posess his victims to say things such as "colton's body is a wonderland", "hey pretty colton with the high heels on", and "i want colton's hot body next to me!" of course, none of this would be said by a non-posessed girl. his most famous form of stalking is the random box that appears on your computer screen late at night. he is also known as 'frankie jay' due to the fact he looks a lot like frankie jonas. anything can be blamed on him.

2. a motorcycle.

random laugh out of nowhere - four girls scream "AHH! COLTON!!"

"last night i was on yahoo talking to paul then this colton box popped up on my computer, therefore i had no choice but to run around in circles and scream 'AHH! COLTON!'"

mom: do you want mexican tonight?
daughter that is one of colton's victims: oh no, mexican aka rico aka stalker aka COLTON! AHH!

*as a motorcycle drives by* "geez, why are coltons so loud?"

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