Guns

One of the unnatural fetishes the majority of the Republicans and the US government has.

Trigger-happy American: "It's sad that kids are being killed at schools, but don't you EVER touch the millions of guns I have! They're my precious things, and I'll shoot anyone who tries to take them away!"

Someone with Common Sense: "That's gotta be unhealthy to be so attached to weapons."

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