Mantoe

When a man wears his pants tight and high. This creates his nuts to split in two. Kind of similar to a female's cameltoe.

Our manager, Dennis, wears his Jordache jeans he bought in 1980 on jeans and hawaiian shirt day at work. They are so tight, it appears that his nuts are getting a divorce.

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cracksnacker

A lesbian that likes to perform cunnilingus.

Ritz is a snackcracker.Cindy, the lesbian, is a cracksnacker. Just look at her mowing the box on that dyke.

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orangebilly

A person with a bright orange mullet and sparse orange facial hair from the deep south. Usually can be seen wearing bib overalls without a shirt or shoes. Many of them answer to the name of Curtis.

Curtis, the orangebilly applied for a job as Ronald McDonalds stunt double. But was denied the job when he refused to wear shoes.

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hamjob

As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.

Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer

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