Lmao

when your sentence sounds depressing, just add this to the end

and everybody will just laugh it off

Me: My whole fucking family died a horrible death in a house fire because I was drunk, left the stove on, and accidentally locked them inside the house lmao

Friend: hahaha that's so funny. I beat my wife to death in front of our daughter because her cooking was bad lmao

Me: lmao, our lives are so exiting

School

The place 10 miles from your home where you have to be from Monday to Friday to learn "useful" stuff, like finding x when he's lost again, the exact number of cells in a human body, the capital of oogaboogastan, or french in general.

me: Well the vacation is over and I have to go back to school. Perfect timing to kill myself

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Congratulations!!!! You've found another way to type out all the letters of the qwertyuiop keyboard. Now go, go find more ways to do everything but something useful. I'm proud of you, keep it going.

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Urban Dictionary

The place where you find funny definitions on mugs too 'expensive' for you...

Me: searches on the urban dictionary for this definition
also me: sees the mug

the urban dictionary: $25

broke me:

qwertyuiop

The thing that you search on google when you are bored

Google:

me: qwertyuiop
Google: ''shows a video of a cat''

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girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...