glout

glout:
a 12 year training to achieve full meme potential.
it includes games of Gom Plon. Gom Plon is a mix between ultimate frisbee, sudoku, and pot roast, and the traditional way of playing is silently.

daisy: yo dood i just finished my glout training last monday
molly: DOOD IM SO PROUD OF YOU AHHHHH!!! i still havent. i got disqualified for having fake clout.
daisy: TOO BAD FOR YOU LAMO

binana

A bisexual woman or man with a slight preference to men.

Derek: Yo I think your bi.
Susan: Well I like both genders, I just like men a little more.
Derek: Oh so your a binana.