Cactus Legs

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

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poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

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