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Hatsune Miku is a Vocaloid. She's also a trans lesbian, creator of Minecraft, author of Harry Potter, she basically invented the universe.
Her character item is a leek.
If you don't know her, look her up! You won't regret it.
Person A: Hey do you know Hatsune Miku?
Person B: Of course i do! She's the best!!
Person A: What about you?
Person C: SEKAIDEICHIBANOHIMESAMA
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A minecraft youtuber. He's a little piece of shit and his fans are even worse. Honestly if you're a fan then go fuck yourself.
Person A: "Omg look Dream posted a new video"
Person B: "Shut the fuck up"
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Its Hatsune Miku. Stop saying that its Philza you fucking dream stans. Its not fucking funny. Let us have this one joke.
Curious person: "Hey whos is the creator of minecraft again? I forgot"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"
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