Shawn is the type of bitch to smash your head into a massive lollipop and then scream that it was someone else.
Shawn: *smashes your head into a massive lollipop*
You: Ow!!
Shawn: OMG I CANT BELIEVE ISABELLA JUST DID THAT!!!
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Boy #1: Look at that girl! She is a sex symbol and a goddess. She is the object of my desire. Must be named Pascale.
Boy #2: Ye
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Isabella is split into two people. There is online Isabella and irl Isabella. They are both cool.
Online Isabella: FUCK THE PATRIARCHY ALSO SHRIMP LOOK LIKE CURVY PENISES
irl Isabella: so yea i drank some tea
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