asmp

Almost Shit My Pants

Gary: LMAO, ASMP!
Jeff: Fuck you Gary! How was I supposed to know she was a tranny?
Gary: The cock should have been a dead giveaway.
Jeff: I wasn't coming in from that angle!
Gary: LMAO, ASMP!

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schwagg

Of poor quality

Well, that all-cello band's rendition of Lady Gaga's new hit sure was schwagg. Not sure we should have spent $37 on tickets.

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