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International Baccalaureate or International Bullshit, which was probably introduced by a bunch of Swiss grandpas to make students' lives a fucking hell since 1968. You are required to sacrifice your hobbies, interests, social life, sleep, a daily dose of sunshine and life :3

Students are asked (no they are forced) to take 3 Standard Level Subjects and 3 Higher Level subjects, but some intellectual mfs take FUCKING 4 HIGHER LEVEL SUBJECTS to pass this diploma. There is a "philosophical" subject called the Theory of Knowledge (which is compulsory btw) where you either watch Ted Talks in class, dose off or question your existence. Trust me, I am still questioning my music album collection because of this subject.

Next is an Extended Essay which would earlier make you feel excited because you would get a chance to write something you like BUT later you would have realised that killing yourself would be better. It is 4000 words btw.

And my favorite portion, CAS aka how to socialise and make your life hell. You are also required to do a CAS project which your teacher would reject while buttering you up and imposing THEIR ideas on YOUR project (my teacher rejected my project).

In short, if you get a chance to do IB, DON'T DO IT!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Doing IB made me question my academic strength and made me suicidal, to those who are either doing MYP or a different curriculum, RUN from The IB while you still can :D

Student 1: How's your girlfriend?
Student 2: She's great man, how's yours student 3?
Student 3: Girlfriend? I haven't talked to her in MONTHS! I DO IB!!!
Student 4: *I have 4 Higher Level subjects, and I also do the IB. Will I ever get into a relationship??"

by imjustagworl June 12, 2024