school

a complete waste of time. source of plentiful amounts of stress, sadness, any negative emotion you could possibly imagine. i hate school

school = ew

neil's dad from the inbetweeners

i bet u want my lips right round ur bellend... u bumder.

neil's dad from the inbetweeners is a bumder

nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.

Carl's a right nonce

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yikers

1. A form of expressing surprise or disbelief
2. The pussiest thing I've ever heard

1. oh yikers! I got under 95% in mathematics! Mummy's going to kill me!
2. ew wtaf

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chav

annoying idiots who think they're really cool and intimidating, but just look like knobheads. they like to refer to their friends as dickheads. females are typically very orange, after using too much fake tan. the fake tan will also be very splotchy. massive hoops are a major must have. males wear grey trakkies with manky spray that they think smells really good, but it really doesnt. all chavs like to wear socks and sliders. they hang around McDonalds, and are most likely to be shouting and swearing all the time.

chav: oioi dickhead!
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing

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piss rat

1. A person who is just incredibly disgusting and manky
2. A person who has drunk so much alcohol they have started to take on rat-like features and characteristics.

person 1: Annabel's such a piss rat!
person 2: I know right! ewww