Jack Speed

Hunky ass man who is 6’1 and buff af but still hasn’t kissed a girl (which is honestly surprising). He usually looks 5 years older than he is, and it is concerning how fast he hit puberty . An idiot, hunk, and all around train wreck is just a few ways to describe a Jack Speed.

Is that Jack Speed over there? He looks like he is 35 and has a full time job with 3 kids and a hot wife.

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Stephen Korpalski

Stephen Korpalski is so fucking cute and has an amazing six pack. His large, vigorous pecks will make any woman fall for him. Stephen’s best body feature is his meaty calves. Those jawns can even make straight men question their sexuality. His hugs feel like god himself is wrapping his arms around you. The soft kisses he gives will melt any woman/mans heart. His hands, soft as a baby’s bottom, will comfort your sorrows. Although he puts himself down, his body features bring him up. If you find a Stephen Korpalski in your life, never lose him, for another man/woman will come running towards him.

Omg look at Stephen Korpalski over there, I can’t help but kneel to his greatness.