TROLL

A troll is not difficult to spot in a large crowd. Its most distinct features include an overly large neck, crooked eyes, a terrible memory, and a rather small penis. Trolls generally enjoy dragging around giant club-like objects, such as backpacks and five feet tall women.

Morgan: Oh, I love you, Chase!
Chase: Urrrrrrrrrrrrughghggggg *drags Morgan around*
Morgan: Yay!

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