urban fuckery

The act of being baffled by the rejection of one's urban dictionary entry; wallowing in one's creative sorrows as a way to make up for the blatant fucking confusion as to why such a glorious word was not published.

"I just submitted this legendary word and the editors at the urban dictionary headquarters rejected my idea. Bunch of urban fuckery is what it is."

anus twine

A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.

"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."

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