Dapperesque

Dapper & Burlesque combined. Dapper typically of a man who is neat, lively, chic, has swagger, sharp and smart. Burlesque a type of variety show that features a female chorus and solo dances, its provocative and comedic, plus bawdy, striptease acts, slapstick skits and songs.

SO, basically DAPPERESQUE is a

WOMAN who has no shame, she has no filter, she speaks her mind AND heart, she can take care of herself & does so, bc that's what she prefers & does it VERY well, her style is unique & appreciated, she makes a statement at least once a day. Then times she is, well naked & she is SO comfortable in her skin, she's not stick thin, she's not fat, she is thick & slim in all the right places. She has an impressive head on her shoulders, face, eyes, teeth, brain. Her personality is that of "The Stoop Kids" -- not very attractive, but their personalities & characteristic make them the best people you will & would ever meet. She is a human cheetah. She is who EVERY female wants to be.

You know I am starting to obsess over, Drew Barrymore! Her life story, from the beginning to now....she is DEFINETLY the epitome of Dapperesque!!

bitchomie

Your Main Homie who is your Main Bitch.

FEMALE. Who rides, but also questions, how shall we die. MUST BE EPIC — must be Facebook Live worthy!! Cuz if it didn’t happen on social media. Then it didn’t happen & then you are cursed to walk the earth as a BITCHOMBIE. (see definition)

AYEBAYBAY! This one time when she helped me break in & borrow the dude I was stalkings man juice so I could have his babies & like straight kinda held him hostage. We didn’t die, but we did time. Made us Bitchomies for life.

I’m not Say’n, I’m just Say’n

Just what it says!
When your in an conversation/debate/feud /or just proving A point (TO WIN)

When in doubt....just say THAT!

Karen - “Do you like my new hair cut?? I molded it after Kate + Eight!!”

Annoyed Husband - “You look like a dick. I’m not Say’n, I’m just Say’n”
Karen - “...(unenthusiastic facial expression) “yea, well your penis is small.”

Fucktard

Someone who does SOMETHING/ANYTHING deemed retardedly funny & accepted by the mass society of Heathens & they laugh. BUT when that same someone takes it TOO FAR & noone laughs, but instead says “What in the actual Fuck!?!”

Bruh, did you see that Kanye video of him campaigning!? Lol what he said about Harriet Tubman...fool is black doesn’t even know about the history. That’s not him being Bipolar that’s him being a Fucktard!!

Fucktard

Someone who does SOMETHING/ANYTHING deemed retardedly funny & accepted by the mass society of Heathens & they laugh. BUT when that same someone takes it TOO FAR & noone laughs, but instead says “What in the actual Fuck!?!”

Bruh, did you see that Kanye video of him campaigning!? Lol what he said about Harriet Tubman...fool is black doesn’t even know about the history. That’s not him being Bipolar that’s him being a Fucktard!!