sammage

Term used to define the act of getting verbally destroyed by someone who is using sam on Microsoft text to speech.

As the result of such utter and horrible sammage derrick proceeded to sit quietly for the rest of the night

5👍 15👎

clunder

Dried food or used debris usually resulting from dropped food or a spilled bowl that adheres to the cracks and curvatures in a chair and or the in-between area of your car's driver seat and glove box.

I am afraid to reach for the keys that fell out of my pocket in my chair because of all the clunder

10👍 3👎