BMW

Big Mohave Women. Indian women of Mohave County.

"Damn, was that a Buffalo in the middle of the desert!?"

"No, but close! It was a BMW, a Big Mohave Woman!"

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Bullhead Swamp Ass

Similar to the Louisiana Swamp Ass, your ass gets so sweaty, when you fart you think its a pudding hammock forming but its actually the sweat from your ass sticking to your underwear.

"Man, working construction in the middle of summer sure gives me a bad case of Bullhead Swamp Ass! Itll trick ya!"

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Egg Tooth

An ugly, unsightly bulging tooth that is shared both by birds, snakes & some unfortunate humans. Used to crack open eggs during hatching.

Shelby had the biggest Egg tooth around, sometimes at the beach you can see him running with the seagulls cracking eggs with his amazing egg tooth.

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