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when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax
That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!
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when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac
after eight martinis and a Coors Light I rode the Iron Wolf last night
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